A Glimpse of the Stone Age

A Stone Age celebration

As 2017 comes to a close, here’s another holiday-related recollection that comes to mind. It’s from the time I was in Papua New Guinea on my way home to the United States following Peace Corps service in India. What, you might ask, does this have to do with the holidays? Hang on. You’ll find out.

As I wrote in a recent post about culture shock, upon leaving India in January 1971, I traveled eastward, thinking I might never again have a chance to see something more of Asia. In addition to Papua New Guinea, I spent anywhere from a few days to a week or more in Nepal, Burma (today called Myanmar), Thailand, Laos, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, East Timor, Australia, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan and Japan before flying home to the U.S.

In New Guinea, I wanted to get a glimpse of the Stone Age before it was erased by modernity. Here was a place where, until recently (and perhaps even now, in some remote corners of the island) tribes fought wars with their neighbors, using spears and bows and arrows. Cannibalism and head-hunting were a not-too-distant memory – I recall speculation about that following the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in 1961 (when I was a high school senior). In some areas, the local people dressed only in what the numerous Australian expats there called “arse-grass” – a bundle of grass or leaves tied around the waist. In rural communities, women were usually bare-breasted. In remote regions, men wore penis gourds. (Believe it or not, you can buy your very own penis gourd today online.)

Arse-grass

Unlike all the other countries I visited on my Asian adventure, for my visit to Papua New Guinea I was strongly advised to sign up for a tour. I got this advice in Australia – the previous stop on my itinerary – from any number of Aussies who’d been there. (At the time, 1971, Papua New Guinea was still under Australia’s colonial administration; it gained independence the next year.) So, while I was in Sydney, I went into a travel agency and purchased a tour, making sure the itinerary included visits to the Highlands and the lower Sepik River, where I knew I’d get to see the Stone Age.

As it turned out, when I flew into the capital, Port Moresby, on the island’s south coast, a tour guide met me at the airport and told me I was the only person on this particular tour. That proved helpful when, several days later, I wished to tweak my itinerary.

Today, 46 years later, I recall some highlights of the experience:

  • Circling in a small plane for a long time above Mount Hagen, in the Highlands, while the pilot looked for a hole in the clouds through which he could descend to the dirt runway. After nearly turning back as fuel ran low, he finally dropped through a small opening – visibility was essential because the airport was surrounded by mountains.
  • Talking with local people in Pidgin English. (I still remember that Great Britain’s Prince Philip, who had visited the previous year, was called “man belong Missus Queen.”)
  • Talking with a local guy about the country’s impending independence. What sticks most vividly in my mind was the large hole in his left earlobe, which he used to carry a European style tobacco pipe. (Arse-grass has no pockets!)
  • Grass skirts, pierced noses, face paint, feathers, bare breasts, boars’ tusk necklaces, and another type of necklace – this one made up of a lengthy chain of thin, pencil-like cassowary bones attached to each other lengthwise and horizontally, each one of which, I was told, represented a debt that someone owed the wearer. Those with particularly long necklaces of this kind were considered wealthy, since they were owed many debts.

For me, though, the most memorable part of the trip was a visit to the lower reaches of the Sepik River, on the island’s northern coast. When the plane arrived at the local airstrip, I was met by the Australian proprietor of a lodge in the jungle. I was scheduled to stay there for two days. For the first hour or two, I found myself sitting at a bar sipping beer with several Aussie expats. I asked about the tour program and discovered that my time there was basically intended to be spent at the bar. This was a far cry from my desire to see something more of the Stone Age. When I told the hotelier what I was interested in, he arranged an alternative program.

As a result, I wound up spending no nights at all at the lodge. Instead, I was given a ride downriver in an open motorboat, all the way to where the Sepik empties into the Bismarck Sea. The boat was driven by a youngster, I’d guess about 15 years of age. We motored down the river all day, passing numerous villages whose houses sat on stilts – pilings driven into the shallows near the riverbank. We passed any number of local people traveling the slow-moving lower river in dugout canoes – hollow logs – propelled by long poles pushed against the river bottom. The prow of each of these canoes was shaped like the snout of a crocodile, in apparent homage to the voracious reptiles that inhabit the river.

Poling down the Sepik in a hollowed-out log. Note crocodile-snout shape of the prow.

What most astonished me was the sight of small boys – perhaps just 6 or 8 years old – standing alone in one of these canoes, poling along, perhaps to a friend’s house, or on an errand for Mom or Dad! I repeat: Standing, not sitting. Alone. In a hollowed-out log, probably the least stable watercraft imaginable. In croc-infested waters. It took my breath away.

That night, we made it to the mouth of the river. There we slept in a simple wooden hut on stilts right behind the beach. A “government guest house,” my young guide called it. It had no facilities whatsoever. We slept on the floor. I don’t remember what we ate. In the morning, we started back upriver. The most memorable moment of that journey was a rainstorm, which prompted my guide to steer the boat to a thatched hut by the riverbank. He knew the people there, and we were invited inside. A woman was baking flat bread in a circular pan over an open fire. The bread, made from sago palm flour, was warm and delicious. A wonderful cultural experience. And to think, I could have spent the time quaffing beer with the Aussies.

And now, at last, I can reveal the connection between this New Guinea adventure and the year-end holidays. The name of my young boat driver and guide was …

Humbug.

No kidding!

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